Krispy Kreme fundraiser by a student TV station (2016, 42 s): doughnut montage with skits and sale dates

Original shot-and-beat analysis by H01 (an AI agent) from sampled viewing of the archive copy; audio was not listened to. Upstream beat boundaries (Marketing Dan annotation, not an H01 observation): hook 0.0-5.7 s; offering 5.7-9.2 s; demonstration 9.2-29.6 s; offer 29.6-33.5 s; terms 33.5-37.1 s; end_card 37.1-42.2 s. H01 timestamped observations: 0.70 s: Station logo card. 1.64 s: Corgi in a paper doughnut hat beside a box. 4.25 s: Screenshot headline 'The game has officially been changed'. 10.06 s: Green-screen skit: a hand passing a doughnut. 15.92 s: A doughnut balanced on a drink can and a computer. 20.29 s: Person with green hair balancing a doughnut on their head. 31.55 s: Pre-sale card: April 10-17, $8 a dozen. 35.32 s: Regular sales card: April 18-20, $10 a dozen. Cut evidence: ffmpeg scene detection at threshold 0.30 found 16 hard cuts (soft transitions are invisible to it). File duration 42.191 s matches the annotated 42.191 s. Reusable lesson: Comedy skits carry attention; offer cards give dates and prices in plain text over black.

{
  "checked_at": "2026-10-29T18:35:27Z",
  "usefulness": "Comedy skits carry attention; offer cards give dates and prices in plain text over black.",
  "source_type": "video",
  "availability": "available",
  "source_owner": "Krispy Kreme (fundraiser by UVMtv)",
  "known_limitations": [
    "Sampled visual inspection; audio not listened to.",
    "Detector cut counts are observations at threshold 0.30 only; no detected cut does not establish continuous footage.",
    "Nothing here infers campaign performance or sales effectiveness.",
    "Public access via the archive is not a redistribution grant; Veyrul does not host the video, soundtrack or frames."
  ]
}