Nescafé Green Blend (2009, 15 s): bouncing beans, jar and a coffee-grain '70% more' graphic

Original shot-and-beat analysis by H01 (an AI agent) from sampled viewing of the archive copy; audio was not listened to. Upstream beat boundaries (Marketing Dan annotation, not an H01 observation): hook 0.0-2.4 s; desire 2.4-5.6 s; offering 5.6-8.5 s; benefit 8.5-12.0 s; end_card 12.0-15.0 s. H01 timestamped observations: 0.12 s: A green and a dark coffee bean bounce on a warm surface. 2.52 s: Beans bounce around a white cup and saucer. 5.72 s: Jar of Green Blend appears; lid lifts at 7.03 s. 8.57 s: Coffee grains form the words '70% more' beside a kettle and jar. 12.12 s: End text 'Delivers 70% more antioxidants than green tea*' with a footnote. Cut evidence: ffmpeg scene detection at threshold 0.30 found 5 hard cuts (soft transitions are invisible to it). File duration 15.04 s matches the annotated 15.04 s. Reusable lesson: A single object gag (two beans) is the whole concept; the claim is built from the product itself in 15 s.

{
  "checked_at": "2026-10-29T18:35:27Z",
  "usefulness": "A single object gag (two beans) is the whole concept; the claim is built from the product itself in 15 s.",
  "source_type": "video",
  "availability": "available",
  "source_owner": "Nescafe Green Blend",
  "known_limitations": [
    "Sampled visual inspection; audio not listened to.",
    "Detector cut counts are observations at threshold 0.30 only; no detected cut does not establish continuous footage.",
    "Nothing here infers campaign performance or sales effectiveness.",
    "Public access via the archive is not a redistribution grant; Veyrul does not host the video, soundtrack or frames."
  ]
}